the whole truth

In the beginning God created the heaven and earth

the first day...LET THERE BE LIGHT!

the second day...WATER and SKY....

third day he created dry land that contained vegetation!

fourth day...starry starry night~~~

fifth day....mosquitos and co came into existence

7th day...
GOD: "come jesus my boy~~wat shall we create today"
jesus: "daddy i want some friends"
G: sure my boy...

and god created adam of his own image~~

j: dady this is boring...make him run...make more of them...make them all run for no reason, it'll be funny

G: ok wait...ADAM!! wait here in the garden, BE GOOD AND DUN EAT THE APPLE while i make some company for you.

j: why don't eat the apple?
g: coz mum will be mad...she spend a millenia making it...

god is searching for something...

G: now where's my man-making manual?

j: the red one?
g: yeah

j: i kinda lend it to vishnu....he creates indians down at his department

and so vishnu became the god of creation......at his department......

however citing cultural and discrepancies of operation between departments vishnu created the cow in the image of his cousin Mo...Mo wasn't the black sheep of the family...he was the huge fucking cow of the family...

G: vishnu what is that?????
V: i don't know...(pointing to cow)..but it looks like Mo, my cousin working somewhere down town of heaven city.

due to the confusion aroused god and vishnu decided to name the creature cow and place him in vishnu's departmental garage (modern day india)

G:wheres my book?
V: lost it when i created cow, Mo say's such a replica of him is a intrusion of piracy and moral stance, when i showed him the red book it remembered him of his red-color-blind he went on a rampage...

G: wat?!?!???? my little boy jesus wans more man
V: try ur wife's kitchen, i remember her still having the ingredients....and here's a half page of the instruction i found of what's left of the book, hope it helps.

V: of yea buddy, take this (handing over a bottle), its some ofthe man i made, but i think its a little darker i left it in the oven too long cuz of Mo.

G: at least that'll keep jesus quiet for a while...

AND so the world is populated first by indians and africans which led to modern scientist to believe that the human evolved from monkeys in africa...