something i got forwarded

During the Mahathir's Era...
One lousy day in the middle of the economic crisis, PM Mahathirwas feeling extremely frustrated and wondering how another neighboringcountry can be doing better than Malaysia .
One of his aides said, I heard that the leaders consult FengShui masters to ensure prosperity for the country.
Dr M thought if that is the case Malaysia Boleh also, and wentto seek the top bomoh's advice in the cuntry.
After reviewing the case, the bomoh told Dr M that there are 2things that he must do:
Bomoh: Step 1. You must blame the crisis on SOROS foreverything.
Dr M: But Why?
Bomoh: Because SOROS stands for: "Speculate On Ringgit OrStocks". You must blame him, and look at ways to control the ringgitand stock market.
Bomoh: Step 2 - You must get rid of ANWAR.
Dr M: What, why him?!
Bomoh: Because ANWAR stands for: "A Nation Without Any Ringgit".
Dr M: But how? This is most difficult to do, he is popular withthe people.
Bomoh: Aiyoh, you bodoh lah ! Look at your name, MAHATHIR, seewhat it stands for!! "Make Anwar Homosexual And Then Highlight ItRepeatedly"!!!