Saturday, April 29, 2006

Bet of a life time

imagine...u made a statement to your girdfriend (or anoyone important)

then she says u're stupid and it is not as u said, u argue

so heres what happen to this guy...CLICK here

and here's the result...please note the counter at the bottommost of the page.

so the morale of the argument?
1. nothing is impossible, your only limits is in your mind
2. respect a person's statement by commenting and discussing it, instead of dismissing it as stupid, always take the FACE-SAVING approach
3. if u take a bet make sure the whole world knows about it, there will always be like-minded people that are more than willing to help.

Do we really need proof for common sense?

This is STUPID!

why do we need to have such an experiment?
conclusion: when u watch-and-learn, u really learn something.

of coz u do...that's what u call learn through imitation..baby does that, kids does that and even adults do it, its universal and i dare say its encoded in the genes that this is the BASIC learning ability long recognised.

if science is able to conduct such a study to proof the already proven and obvious i don't think i will ever have any problems with a career as a researcher!

Valiant postmen...or just bored?

Friday, April 28, 2006

the whole truth


In the beginning God created the heaven and earth

the first day...LET THERE BE LIGHT!

the second day...WATER and SKY....

third day he created dry land that contained vegetation!

fourth day...starry starry night~~~

fifth day....mosquitos and co came into existence

7th day...
GOD: "come jesus my boy~~wat shall we create today"
jesus: "daddy i want some friends"
G: sure my boy...

and god created adam of his own image~~

j: dady this is boring...make him run...make more of them...make them all run for no reason, it'll be funny

G: ok wait...ADAM!! wait here in the garden, BE GOOD AND DUN EAT THE APPLE while i make some company for you.

j: why don't eat the apple?
g: coz mum will be mad...she spend a millenia making it...

god is searching for something...

G: now where's my man-making manual?

j: the red one?
g: yeah

j: i kinda lend it to vishnu....he creates indians down at his department

and so vishnu became the god of creation......at his department......

however citing cultural and discrepancies of operation between departments vishnu created the cow in the image of his cousin Mo...Mo wasn't the black sheep of the family...he was the huge fucking cow of the family...

G: vishnu what is that?????
V: i don't know...(pointing to cow)..but it looks like Mo, my cousin working somewhere down town of heaven city.

due to the confusion aroused god and vishnu decided to name the creature cow and place him in vishnu's departmental garage (modern day india)

G:wheres my book?
V: lost it when i created cow, Mo say's such a replica of him is a intrusion of piracy and moral stance, when i showed him the red book it remembered him of his red-color-blind he went on a rampage...

G: wat?!?!???? my little boy jesus wans more man
V: try ur wife's kitchen, i remember her still having the ingredients....and here's a half page of the instruction i found of what's left of the book, hope it helps.

V: of yea buddy, take this (handing over a bottle), its some ofthe man i made, but i think its a little darker i left it in the oven too long cuz of Mo.

G: at least that'll keep jesus quiet for a while...

AND so the world is populated first by indians and africans which led to modern scientist to believe that the human evolved from monkeys in africa...

scouraging the net

hello again!!

finally finished with my dissertation!!! handed it in and i am secretly praying that it will be the last i see of it..of course that will never happen as i still need to attend the bloody viva, which of course i don't mind as i'm quietly confident of it (its just 20% no use fretting over such insignificant proportion). so i'm now left with group project, which is supposed to be even tougher, as i'ts 30 credits, meaning its 3 times the weight (hence importance) of the one just handed in, however due to my genuine interest for the group project it will be easy as concentration will not be hard to come by.

so during this on-coming period of not-so-stressness, it is likely that i will desert this blog :p as i've done in the past. (spritual and mental guidance and enlightenment is only needed when one is in need of them, eg if u're stressed and down u look for somewhere to quote-u-happy, if you're frustrated u vent it on the blog, if you're just taking a break from work u find stupid stuff and put in on the blog so other's will see and laugh)

anyway, here's one very nice record book that i find both disgusting and enlighting, human never ceases to amaze himself as it only has humans to appreciate him, as other species are un-aware and therefore un-appreciative of our species' dominance (dogs will only care if u bring him to walk and bite the postman, he won't even care if the invention of toilet bowl is significant or not).

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Geoge Aiken on Prejudice

"If we were to wake up some morning and find that everyone was the same race, creed and color, we would find some other cause for prejudice by noon."
- George Aiken

This is probably the quote of the century, how true...

Sunday, April 23, 2006

Air force one

This video of someone breakign into u.s president's air force one hangar to to spray grafitti on it.

have fun.

getting exited?? how will bush react? will there be another war for terrorism?? read here!